Lots of monsters are also designed. > If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. Having them turn out to be just a misunderstood and lonely people in the cosmos, who had war declared on them and decided to play up the predator perk for intimidation, and then ending the conflict with a peace treaty instead of Total Defeat of Big Bad Guys would make for a much more fitting conclusion to the story. HFY, Humanity Fuck Yeah, good thread, OC, writefaggotry, Drake MacDougal, 2012-10-26: 22 : January 2013: 22759329: Clarke's Third Law /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. Our first contact did not go so well, however. It took me half my life to realise that the people who taught me this thing didnt have to be lying, they could just be wrong., He swallowed the last of his glass of water. You have no idea. Jenkins muttered. Up until that point, I had been struggling to reconcile the artistic power of these beings, and the nobility of their heroic visions of themselves, with the relentless delusion and grinding unpleasantness enacted in its name that played out before me. Was 9 days late to the party. There hadnt been time. Having originally opened as the United Artists Theatre in 1927, the lovingly restored 1,600-seater retains much of the charm and charisma instilled by its iconic founders, namely Mary Pickford and Charlie Chaplin. to the breakdown of the Roman empire in Late . Then I started on Everyone Loved Large Chests (also excellent as long as you don't mind, or can forgive, the sexualization, but not caught up yet). Almost no trolling at all, with a nice view on humanity as a whole. These ones were wearing full military combat harnessmy own light security harness was no match. As far as I know the original author never wrote anything else in the universe and never even identified him/herself which is why the author is always listed as anonymous. Jenkins thought about it. He was quite correct and that status made properly navigating him through the immigration paperwork impossible. He seemed embarrassed by the fact. I didnt have time to explain. All units, this is Specialist Teelm. Jenkins issued a coarse sound through his nasal orificederisionbut said nothing. By the time they get there, the dudes are all dead but the power armor systems take over and the wreck shit anyway. You killed it, any kinda timeline for the next update or is it gonna be another surprise? Of course we should. But the other blinked at me and his mouth curled upwards at the corners. Your Superman sounds like Tvnndrkktktk, who defended his tribe from a pack of predators for a year without sleeping., Or Gudruvgnagnut, who grew so large that his tribe could shelter beneath him from the year-storm, said Vedreg. I filed this away as a rebuttal for the next officer to approach me on the subject. The Corti were smalleven smaller than this beinggrey-skinned but with large eyes and oversized brains as a result of a centuries-long eugenics program within their species which had vastly expanded their intellect. There was a grim tearing noise, and the Hunters leg came away. Could you repeat your identification for me, please?, Abductee 907-42-96-53-3 Male. While carrying more than I suspected I could physically lift!after me. The last thing the station did before activating this field was to spit two probes that embedded themselves in Earths lone, large moon so as to snoop on the human races communications networks and forward the information to us on the observatory. Years of study later showed that the reptile-like race had taken nearly ten times as long as we did to reach the industrial age, and had not gotten very far beyond that. Man this is fantastic (spellgun is too). Everyone knows (or is supposed to anyway) what just happened and what is supposed to happen next, as time on comms is supposed to be as short as possible. We are the premier choice for classic car customs, restorations, electrical rewiring, electrical repair, LS Swaps, motor rebuilds and performance upgrades, suspension and brake upgrades and repairs, audio . No friggin way. ", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vqUJ4T4wQ. He threw his feet out ahead of him and slid the last few strides to the locker. The formatting was good too seeing as how you didn't have to continue the story in the comments like on reddit. Literally just found this sub today and spent and read all of the first two and was so sad that I couldn't find out what happens next, and then boom it's there on my front page. This act somehow convinced this God thing to forgive them and be nice to humanity so long as they devoted considerable time and effort to telling it how great it was. This only hurt our reputation further, with what happened later. Itsintimidating. The medical report from the team that provided care to Jenkins after the battle said that his blood stream contained a powerful combat drug, though I was certain he hadnt ingested, inhaled or injected any during the fight. The classic tale of first contact. Great work! In any other species the movement would have looked obscenely organic. The station displaced into the Earth system five eight-diurnals after the mission was announced, using the bulk of a large ringed gas world known as Saturn to mask the neutrino burst of its arrival. I had to go to civilian law enforcement before most of my property was returned. The story of Lablonnamedadon is one of the classic HFY storie. Vedreg and I exchanged a glance that bypassed the social implants.There are going to be a lot of nervous species out there when your kind develop quantum communication, Vedreg opined. Literally can't read it on my phone. I get the impression that station 442 is not the only place where you. Sorry for the extremely drawn out and extremely nit picky critique. Just finished reading it all! Well it turns out, foxes weren't the reason all those eggs went missing back in the day. Ben was a normal, slightly above average man, and had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. Short jaunts were safe enough, but more than that and permanent damage to the mind would result. Kevin Jenkins did. Despite my longer legs, he covered the ground faster and threw himself behind a customs booth as another kinetic pulse missed him. I am adapting to it. Read the FAQ, read the Subreddit Rules, and check out our Wiki. The whole system is far too rigid to accommodate me and mine., I caught myself nodding my agreement and shut the gesture down. worth a read. When the Kondar realized that both our entrance and escape vectors lead directly into the veil, a panic started. He never told me why he asked to have his social implant removed, and why he went back to Earth. He didnt seem to noticeinstead he pounced and a second shot barely missed him before his forepaw lashed out, balled up into a hard knot of gravity-densened bone and flesh which he drove into the Hunters eye cluster. In time we studied the technology of the more advanced dead races, gleaming a scientific secret or two we had missed. This was then followed by the angry growl of a hull breach alarm, but oddly not the decompression alarm. They are tortured geniuses. Then it took a second. He dropped the bags and they landed with a solid, dense noise that told me they were exactly as heavy as they looked. Any race within this sector of space would slowly but surely go insane. It was met at the edge of their solar system by a vigilante fleet that had apparently been preparing to divert a comet in-system to hit Earth. Wenthan, the ship's communications officer. Classics; Must Read; Previously Featured; Old School Text Posts; Library of Published Works Looking at your account name versus what you've been posting, I've gotta ask: is this account purpose made? I had no time to mourn. Rather than fight a losing battle, we played to the role given to us. Jenkins popped his head above the countertop and ducked again as a volley of shots targeted him. The only bit of info we were more than happy to share with them was the reason we can live in the veil. I had to click the links to make sure this wasn't another series. David and Gron go hunting for a lost crewmember, but encounter trouble almost immediately. In which David pushes his ship and his equipment to their limits. When this popped up on my PMs I almost squeed, and it was sooo worth the wait! Heh, it was a fun challenge. And he used his power to save the world and protect the weakWell, except he wasnt really a human, he was an alien who looked exactly like a human whose parents sent him to Earth because their own planet was about to be destroyed he paused. I had trouble understanding how somebody could hear the music written by Khachaturian, Tchaikovsky, Bach and Rutter and consider them dull, but other members of the crew reported that they preferred Jenkins taste in music. I just stumbled upon your Prey series and devoured all three parts. The Formatting Guide has some helpful pointers on using Markdown. All of a sudden, I have these bro EDM DJs playing my music, and I just can't even care less. Three short howls of noisethe attack alarm. Our musical tastes were differenthe introduced me to his favourite genres, which I found shallow and noisy, he disliked the ones that most inspired me. While judging any species by the aesthetic values of your own species doesnt make a lot of sense, Hunters were ugly. And what it means for their war. ; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. The newest thread Im most curious about is the encrypted transmission the Rashan sent out that Jim is trying to decode. Aw I loved that one too. The entire planet was like that, a perfectly stable world with no issues that we could determine, and yet it seems the suicide rates were the greatest cause of death among the people. True to his word, a full survey of the human homeworld revealed that it was indeed category twelvea deathworld. Dozens of ships were in orbit around a rocky empty world, along with a space dock to repair and refuel them. This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. You may be pleasantly surprised by the resolution to that content. A human ambassador reaches out to the all powerful Alliance! Time went on, and we soon discovered that this was not an isolated occurrence. I was part of the security force that flew Jenkins to Capitol Station to be interviewed by a special committee. Experimentally I tried to enter this fact onto the paperwork, which of course threw up an error code. We listened, and I privately felt a sense of alarm mounting within me. Heightened sensitivity? You can find their music here:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCliumcKpyD4wSPGsfSCd0Jwhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC19SB4ExQCZLAlKa65vmoVgThis video comes instead of my 1000 sub video, which I want to take a bit more time on the edit. The Daal, Beer, and the wonderful world of marketing, Faces would make everything so much harder, Lecture on Human History by professor Hatamhob, Entry in the Galactic Encyclopaedia: Sweat. What is it?, Our greatest weakness, Jenkins said. I reread those two (in between a thousand petty annoying things that slowed me down), and then promptly read this - and it was well worth the wait! Welcome to the /tg/ archive! Been seeing new Spellguns, and now this. Barely tall enough to see over the top of my customs desk, in fact. Doc's Garage provides some of the finest custom and restoration services in Southern California. Paradigm, I fucking love this shit. I had to gently ask the scientists to stop gambling on the outcome of human contests of physical skill and endurance, or to at least exercise some moderation. A few inspired quite intense emotions in me. I think the fact that we're pulling the largest practical joke in the galaxy was already proof enough of that. I had been retired from the customs and immigration desk on the docking ring while my injuries were repaired, and instead had spent much of the last three groups of eight standard diurnals dealing with the paperwork and investigative work that had followed the Hunter attack. Jenkins sprinted for cover, and I followed. The sounds of immigration control evaporated as a sudden fuzzy silence engulfed us. And I just happen to arrive on the very day that the sub is spoiled with the long-awaited third installment? You were worried about disappointing our expectations, and apologized that this wasn't bringing any closure. Jenkins received no such luxury from the chairs, but seemed comfortable enough anyway. Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go! So excited! I activated the corrals recording function. After much discussion the author of that piece finally agreed that maybe the Torn story arc was a bad idea. For nearly seven hundred years, mankind grew and expanded. My implant cant find an equivalent concept., Vedreg told him. They are not only willing to die in the name of a fiction, they will do so gladly and eagerly. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. They are mentally overwhelmingtheir ideas are powerful, their inventiveness puts us to shame, their philosophy explores avenues of thought that simply never occurred to us. The Hunter had a clear shot and took it. Interview begins, interstellar convenient standard date/time 1196-5-24.4. David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. Much of the headthe top, around the ears, and down under and around the mouth and nosewas covered in short, coarse fur of a brownish hue, apart from where this had been shaved in front of the ear to accept a cybernetic of some description. Clank partakes in a tournament and the crew meets the red and blue sisters. It was a simple designone long line, crossed by a shorter one. It was absolutely fantastic and exceeded my expectations in every way! I did not at first bother to look up from the desktop in front of me where the standard security systems were scanning the being in front of me for weapons, pathogens, parasites and other such contraband. Thank you so much for giving us more man. HFY is a genre for stories in which humanity as a whole and our abilities, knowledge, culture, pmore [close] HFY is a genre for stories in which humanity as a whole and our abilities, knowledge, culture, physiology, psychology etc is shown to be of superior quality. oh man and here i thought my weekend would be gaming and now i see spellgun got 8 new chapters and prey 3 is out and oh my oh my. Amending the Treaty tends to lose votes.. Might want to see if that can be fixed. Those things exist in all species, but the alien concepts these things expressed, and the way in which they expressed them, broke through that barrier for me. 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